why did i even write this.

listen, i really love painting my nails. it suxx that i can't wear nail polish to work because having painted nails is beautiful/reminds me of when i was 10 and got like 5 colors from express and brought them with me to school to show off to my friends/also makes me less likely to bite my nails and the surrounding skin.

usually if i have one day off work i'll paint my pinkie nail (or if i'm feeling wild, both pinkie nails), and if i have more than one day in a row off i'll paint every finger. critical information right there.

ANYWAY

while i was on larchmont last week, i stopped by the FaMoUs~*~*~ beauty supply store and got this nail polish because duh it is worn by KiM kArDaShIaN and/or kAtY pErRy. no really. the reason i got it, despite the celebrity endorsement, was because i just thought it looked awesome. its called OPI shatter~*~ or something similar and it's supposed to look cracked..........

DO NOT BUY THIS YOU GUYS, unless of course you like the look of painting your nails with white-out and then coloring them with a sharpie. i know it SEEMS like it would be cool but it isn't.

photographic validation:

as you can see, it appears as though i let my two-year-old nephew paint my fingernail. it is smudgy and really ugly. i'd say the actual product is comparable to just watering down regular nail polish, or maybe what your nail would look like if you splashed hydrochloric acid on it.

i spent like $12 on this shit and don't want anyone else to make the same mistake. i could've used that money to buy like 3 drinks from coffee bean or 1/8 of these shoes i rly want y'all. they are platform boots and so rad.

****fashion blog time****

i'm wearing this.

also today i went to amoeba to get a few gifts and also expand my new tape collection to include teenage fanclub and matthew sweet.

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